Being a New Jersey Shore based company we run into the problem of Guidos coming in and taking over our shore towns every summer. You may not think this is a big deal, but the shit is getting out of hand. Guidos, wide backs, juice necks, ginnys… Your bound to cross paths with these Italian tool bags here at the Jersey Shore. Guido videos are one of the funniest things on you-tube but, if your not familiar with the term ‘Guido’…. we have posted some photos and video clips below to bring you up to speed. Your typical guido devotes his life to the following things: spiked-out blown-out “brooklyn fade” haircuts, gratuitous portions of hair gel, fine italian linens, cadilac escalades, gym memberships, anabolic drugs, euro-rave velcro sneakers, massive techno fist pumping, tanning salons, jagerbombs, and excessive club drug use. Recently, the local population has grown tired of the guidos and have been very hard on them. We just wanna let all the guidos know that we appreciate the grade A humor you bring to our beaches each summer. Summer would be so boring without these goofy fucks around giving us something to laugh at.

They even have their own website http://njguido.com/

This clip is really funny and defines everything above.

This is the good stuff.

We even have Guidetts

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These photos just reached us from one of our shop flow kids at Fat Trax.  Fat Trax is one of our accounts up in Mass.  They have two locations.  One is in East Longmeadow, MA and the other is in Easthampton, MA.  If your ever up there or happen to live there… stop by and check em’ out.  While your there pick up some ergo gear and say whats up to Brendan (aka Fetus).  Here is a link to the Fat Trax myspace page: 

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Surf photographer, Ryan Miller, sent us a video the other day of some epic party footage of him and a few mates.  It was shot in Scotland a few weeks ago while everyone was there for the Oneill Highland Open in Thurso. We had no idea what we were in for….. These guys were going totally nuclear at some radical euro club. There was wild trance dancing, double-dutch jump roping, and an enough air humping to make your head spin.  He said to put it up on the blog… We emailed him back to double check and his response was,”Fuck yeah blow that thing up!!!!!!!!”….. so here it is!  I am sure you will see some familiar faces.  Enjoy!
 
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Last month our team met up in Arizona to gather some content.  On the trip was Ronnie Creager, Gary Smith, Shawn Hale, Andrew Cannon, Tom Geilfus, and Ki Realer.  We were lucky to have Matt Price shoot photos and Thad Crosky who filmed and edited this clip.  The clip has been getting a ton of views on the Skateboard Mag Website, Osiris Website, and Skate AZ.   So stop by those sites and support our new friends.   Thanks to everyone that was involved in this successful trip.

 
 
 
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More surfing videos on SurfingMagazine.com

A few weeks ago our surf team hit up Nicaragua.  On the trip was Jensen Callaway, Luke Ditella, Matt Keenan, Josie Graves, and Alejo Marin.  Behind the lens was New Jerseys own Ryan Miller and all footage is shot by NSR filmer Lucha Libre.  Stay tuned for photos from the trip.  Enjoy the clip!

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Al Polloioni flew back from Hawaii the other day. His hair grew this way due to an apparent hormonal side effect. Doctors say his case of ’swollen go-nads’ and ‘radical hair-doo’ was a direct result of massive tube time logged at pipe this past winter.

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We were greeted at the beach today by a sketchy dude in a rubber raft filled to the brim with kilos of stickers. The cops swooped in and we got out in the nick of time. We already have the product into our distribution network and plan on plastering every neighborhood you ever heard of.
The block is hot.

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Wes just got back from his trip.  Here are a few photos from Jeremy Wilmotte.

 
 
 
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We would like to welcome Ronnie Creager to our skate team.  Stay tuned for photos and footage from our Arizona/New Mexico trip.

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ergoPHOBIA’s east coast rising grom has been getting a lot of coverage lately.  Here is a clip of “buck nasty” shredding.  Enjoy!

 
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